Coming to Anaheim in 2017: Leisuretown

We are stoked out of our frickin’ minds to announce the next major research facility in our ongoing investigation into the art of partying: Leisuretown. Prepare your mind, body, and soul for a garden of earthly delights that will span over 31,927 square feet in downtown Anaheim.

We’ve been covertly working with the geniuses at The LAB (the urban development masterminds behind the Anaheim Packing District, LAB Anti-Mall, and the CAMP) to create a mind-bending craft beer mecca such as the world has never seen. Here’s what we’ve got planned:

• A gorgeous funky/sour brewing facility chock-full of foeders, amphora, and various experimental fermenting vessels, housed in a jaw-dropping old hoop-style wooden warehouse.
• A showpiece Modern Times café & restaurant set in an utterly charming two-story, historic craftsman home
• Stalls serving food from some of SoCal’s most kickass restaurateurs
• A giant frickin’ swimming pool, complete with poolside bar, movie screen, and sweet floaty toys
• A delightful and convenient Modern Times merch store & bottle pick-up location

All of these wondrous attractions will surround a vast and beautifully landscaped outdoor space primed for group gatherings and luxurious beer drinking. Once complete, it will be unnecessary (and unwise) to ever leave Leisuretown: astoundingly good coffee, decadent food, boundary-pushing beer, tasteful shopping, and leisurely swimming will be on offer daily.

For those of you already typing up a “What happened to L.A.?” email, breathe easy. The Dankness Dojo in downtown L.A. is still very much happening, and its timeline will not be affected whatsoever by this new, radical addition. It’s taken us a little longer to jump through the requisite hoops in L.A. than we anticipated, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop making rad stuff in the meantime. We’ll have more specific updates on both locations coming soon.

The last three years have given us the opportunity to create some real magic, and we cannot wait to unleash our next two weird little pockets of radness on our friends to the north. Cheers!

Comments

Kellie Watts

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 11:42

When will you be accepting applications?!!!!! So excited!!!!!

Rick Morella

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 12:15

Where will this be located?

Brian Ilten

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 01:02

When will you be breaking ground? When is expected completion date?

Ben

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 01:09

WHOA! Awesome! Yea from what I saw Firestone go thru starting a brewery place in LA is a hassle x1000

Jonathan Franco

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 01:22

Hey! Just curious if I could get details/information on the application process for this awesome new place. Best regards

Luis Flores

Fri, 10/28/2016 - 01:32

Hey gang, we love your beer and carry it at our place all the time. We would love to get in on that food stall action, if you could kick us in the right direction we would be much appreciated.

Kit Gutierrez

Sat, 10/29/2016 - 12:09

All the more to love Anaheim. Great News, awesome idea, can't wait for this to come to fruition. Thank you for sharing.

Ethan

Mon, 10/31/2016 - 12:36

I am an SD local now but went to school up that way. I am sure with your many projects you have a gc and construction crew on deck, but just in case we are full design and build firm here in SD with project capabilities in the OC, we can do it cheaper and higher quality! No frills! Love to build MT, will work for beer!

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Kathy

Thu, 12/15/2016 - 02:42

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Thu, 12/15/2016 - 02:53

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Mikel

Thu, 12/15/2016 - 04:03

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Tangela

Thu, 12/15/2016 - 04:19

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Tawny

Thu, 12/15/2016 - 06:55

How neat! Is it really this silmpe? You make it look easy.

Robbie

Thu, 12/15/2016 - 07:05

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Deon

Fri, 12/16/2016 - 07:00

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daveondemand

Fri, 02/17/2017 - 08:31

I can't frickin' wait! so excited that another respected brewery is coming to "Brew City" Anaheim. My hometown!

XRumerTest

Thu, 07/20/2017 - 07:14

Hello. And Bye.

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